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A blog by Miami Criminal Defense Lawyer Brian Tannebaum. Commenting on criminal law issues of local and national interest.
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A blog by Miami Criminal Defense Lawyer Brian Tannebaum. Commenting on criminal law issues of local and national interest.
One possible line of pro-se defense:
ReplyDelete"Your Honor, the bartender assured me the beverage I was consuming was not your typical smooth-drinking Coors Beer(tm), but was an ice-cold, great-tasting, low-carb, low-alcohol Coors Cutter(tm). As you know, "Cutter helps you keep your edge(tm)." That stuff is so delicious, I couldn't honestly tell the difference. In fact, I took the liberty of bringing in a few ice-cold cases for you, the jury, the gallery, and of course for those nice fellas from Court TV -- here, get a good shot of the label, willya? -- I say let's all pop one open and see if we can get the facts of this case to effervesce to the surface, so to speak..."